After two hard years pounding the IT party circuit, I'm delighted to report that all the migraine-blighted Friday mornings and the liver damage has finally paid off. Last week I was the proud recipient of a Lenovo laptop and it's a beauty, well, it's beautifully wrapped. The only problem for me at the moment is getting back home with it on the bus without: a) being mugged; b) dropping it as a tracksuited citizen of Walworth drives her pram into my shins; c) both of the above. And for the record, I had no more business cards in the raffle draw than anyone else that night, honest.